How Do I Subtly Tell The Femcels I've Gotten Into Mitski

How Do I Subtly Tell The Femcels I’ve Gotten Into Mitski 

Slides up to the empty barstool – 

I bet you look like you bet on losing dogs. 

Slides up to the empty barstool –

I know your love is yours all yours, but imagine if I could be–

Slides up to the empty barstool – 

You know where I could toss my dirty shoes?

…

This is my feminist theory, perhaps. 

This is my retribution for breaking hearts 

That I never deserved to hold. 

Recently, I’ve learnt that

• Venus was destroyed by Global Warming

• It’s dangerous falling in love with wars

• I’m Biology (an organism) and Chemical (that’s all)

And I’m sorry for everything I’ve ever done, 

I’ll wear shades to make sure 

You can’t ever see my male gaze.

I’ll be here ugly crying about Everything

To heavy piano notes or the electric guitar

Screaming problematic girl!

Anyway, all this to say, 

Please shake this poet

Out of the beast. 

10 October 2024